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If Mr. T were to sit down to this dish, he wouldn't pity anything but himself. Our twice fried french fries, bacon gravy, fresh cheese curds, local triple thick cut bacon, and sunny side up eggs like you've never seen before. Yeah, straight from a farm in Fredericksburg, Texas from free-range chickens that are such hippies, they wear patchouli oil. That orange yolk is what an egg yolk should look like, as it indicates a healthier chicken, who produces an egg higher in omega-3 fatty acids and vitamin A. Add some Maldon sea salt, fresh ground pepper, and some fresh thyme - straight from our backyard garden in the 78704, and you really can't find a more homegrown dish.
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Did you know that Mr. T is in his mid-sixties? Did you know he STILL has that weird little mohawk? Did you know that Mr. T is a veteran of the U.S. Army? Did you know he once pissed off all of his neighbors by taking a chainsaw to over 100 oak trees on his own property? Did you know that he survived cancer? He went through intense chemo treatment, and once said, "I pity the fool who just gives up. We all gonna die eventually from something or other, but don't be a wimp. Put up a good fight."
Most importantly, did you know on Mr. T's Twitter bio, he is described as a "professional pitier of fools?"